How's it hangin', Internet?

Since this has become a chronicle of things that annoy me, I wanted to add one more:

Ladies: Well, one lady in particular this time, but it's not the first time. We need to discuss something. When you are in a public restroom with only one stall, and someone else comes in, please don't take this as an oppourtunity to become shy, and not want to finish pooping until the bathroom is empty so that no one will be aware that your perfect form of womankind actually does have waste output. It is a moebius strip of bathroom-ness, and it's really only self defeating, as you will be in there until the end of time, and surely you will need to poop at some point before then. Also, it's Tokio-defeating, as she tries to keep from peeing on the floor. All of us poop; and we've all heard other people do it, damnit! I needed to pee!

Sometimes, I think there's a reason why men rule the world. Just sayin'.

Sincerely,

Tokio

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