I hate you so much, Mr. Account Manager for our website.

When I tell you that something on the website is misdirecting people away from the very area that I work on, two months is not an acceptable time period to fix it! This is the 21st century! Things need to move faster! It's just a little change in code, for Christ's sake! Fix the damn link, or give me control over it so I can, you bastard!

Nyaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!! I will crush your wee tiny head between my fingers in the next meeting, I swear it.

Love and kisses,

Tokio

P.S. Give me your job, you underskilled dunderhead.